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Gallery is open!
Sold! (cowboy emoji to withhold identity of buyer) sold! (this guy is in the biz - he owns a gallery on Great Titchfield Street) SOLD!...
Sam Smith
2 days ago1 min read
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Dream Location
I was working on the framing for the second wall in the ripping hot sun on the corner of the canal. I had got to a good stopping point...
Sam Smith
5 days ago3 min read
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Ctrl + Z on that wall!
Yesterday (Wednesday 20th August 2025) started with a bit of a sad thing. There was a dead dog in the canal. It stank and was also...
Sam Smith
7 days ago5 min read
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Behind the scenes
Monday 11th August 2025 So much of the workload involved in the construction of the boat is preparation. When one sits and thinks about...
Sam Smith
Aug 122 min read
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Reinforcing the deck
Sunday 10th August Insulating the deck and securing floorboards We also finished the skirt. 2x6 treated timber to reinforce the...
Sam Smith
Aug 121 min read
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3 Angels on the Full Moon
This is the rear right hand side of the boat (starboard stern). This is where the toilet is going to be when it's outside (I will move it...
Sam Smith
Aug 105 min read
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Camden to Victoria Park
Friday 7th August Hope and Desperation made the four and a half mile journey from Camden Lock to Victoria Park. On the way we picked up...
Sam Smith
Aug 91 min read
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Constructing the Poop Deck
Fetch wood from storage (chemical toilet in box in car) I don't have sufficient supply of uniform woodstock so have to improvise...
Sam Smith
Aug 91 min read
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Midnight Joy Ride
Ancient wisdom: Before you get pissed and ride about in the boat, you've got to make the boat. Wednesday 6th August morning: boat is made...
Sam Smith
Aug 71 min read
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Bruised and Battered to Bomb-proof
The boat has been smashed about a lot. Today we fixed it. Peyman's theory is that it took a direct hit. He might be right. I was less...
Sam Smith
Aug 56 min read
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Last-minute preparation
7am - check the boat: Bow waves from passing boats have bashed mine into the towpath so much in the last few days that the old wood has...
Sam Smith
Aug 35 min read
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Contesting a parking fine
I keep getting hit with parking fines and it is rinsing my finances. It makes my blood boil. I have a university education, am fully...
Sam Smith
Aug 12 min read
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Tyre-chucking, angle-grinding and barrels
In my fury, I had overlooked that the rack was loaded with 'above the recommended weight' of plywood. I braked too hard and the foot above the driver seat came out and gouged out some of my space-ship grey paintwork. (This incident came after the modding of the feet with the angle grinder - hence the exposed gnarly metal).
Sam Smith
Aug 14 min read
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Canal-side construction (Day 2 of build)
Monday 28th July 5am canal-side between Camden Lock and London Zoo The storage unit is at capacity, so instead of unloading the final...
Sam Smith
Jul 293 min read
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The Launch
Tuesday 22nd July 2025
Sam Smith
Jul 241 min read
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Tomorrow we launch
Today is the day before the first part of the boat is being launched into the Regent's Canal. If you would like to come along to watch or...
Sam Smith
Jul 212 min read
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Shed Dismantle
Sunday 20th July 2025 Peymon (friend from my studios) helped me - unbelievably grateful that he did. It was one hell of a job. This wood...
Sam Smith
Jul 211 min read
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Day 1 of Build
Monday 14th July 2025 08:48hr wood loaded onto trolley wheeled to loading bay 08:50 wood loaded into car (pushing trolley away with leg...
Sam Smith
Jul 161 min read
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Who Am I if I'm not my suffering?
Every waking moment I think about how I’m going make this boat. My 'rest' time is completely taken up by this project. Innumerable hours...
Sam Smith
Jul 103 min read
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